(Fyrekobra)
One day, at the local natural history museum, Mitsuo and Sumire(Marcus Stan
and Britney Smiles) were seeing what Kiteretsu was inventing in his lab. His
ever-present friends Korosuke and Miyoko were there too.
Mitsuo: Kiteretsu! What are you creating this time?
Kiteretsu(surprised): Oh! Mitsuo! Sumire! You startled me! I was creating a
machine that will revolutionize energy resources! [Points to the large
Gamecube-like device] I call it........the power max-um-iZOOOOOORR!
Sumire: Wow! That sounds cool! How does it work?
Miyoko: Well.....
Korosuke(prideful tone): One side! I'll explain this doohickey!
Kiteretsu(Frustrated): Korosuke....
Korosuke starts to mess with the machine.
Korosuke: Well now, you push this blue button here, pull the green lever
here....uh oh.
The machine starts to whizz, beep and spasm like crazy! It suddenly shoots a
laser beam which then hits Sumire and riccochets off her and zaps Mitsuo as
well!
Miyoko: Oh my goodness! Are you guys alright?!
Mitsuo: Yes, we're okay.
Sumire: A little phased, but we're okay.
Kiteretsu: Why don't you guys go home? The laser wouldn't have harmed you.
Miyoko: Besides, we've gotta analyze the machine further.
Later....at PaRappa's house, Matt, Paula and Sunny are there.
Parappa: Well guys, I found out that Sonic married Amy rose! I thought lots of
people didn't like that couple!
Paula: Some do and some don't. Simple as that.
Matt: Well, Some people like to flame fans of them being a couple, for no other
reason is that they don't have anything nice to say. I say "Say it once and
you've said it 10,000 times. You only gotta say it once!".
Sunny: Words for the ages.
Meanwhile......Mitsuo and Sumire had suddenly grown to a height of 50 feet!
Mitsuo: OH MY GOSH! WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!
Sumire(Content-like): Mmmmmm....I like this.
Mitsuo: YOU LIKE BEING A GIANTESS?!
Sumire then went over to Mitsuo's ear and whispers something.
Sumire: Does that sound like fun?
Mitsuo: YEAH! Let's do it!
Later..... We Join Nobisuke, Suneki, Jaichibi, Sorao and Miki in the forest by
the river. They're trying to catch crawdads, salamanders and small fish to
donate to a local aquarium.
Jaichibi: So, is THAT it?
Nobisuke: Yes, EXACTLY!
Suneki: Let's get to it!
Sorao: The teleporter is finally working, but I know of an even BETTER thing to
donate!
Miki: Oh boy!
Nobisuke:'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves...
Suneki: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe...
Jaichibi: All mimsy were the borogoves...
Miki: And the mome raths outgrabe.
Sorao: Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite! The claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub Bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!
Jaichibi: He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he
sought--So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And as in
uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling
through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! and through
and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head, He went galumphing back.
Sorao: "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O
frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy.
Miki: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All
mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
Nobisuke: We'd NEVER catch a Jabberwock!
Suneki: We've caught and donated 7 crayfish, 6 frogs, 1 turtle and 47 fish, and
failed to catch 23 crayfish, 89 turtles, 94 fish, 75 frogs, 222 fish and one
muskrat and blue heron!
Jaichibi: Hey guys, did you hear someone screaming?
Miki: I heard it!
Nobisuke: I don't hear it.
Suneki: Neither do I.
Sorao: There! I heard screams!
The gang looks and sees Mitsuo and Sumire gulping down mobsters and crooks by
the truckload and smashing cars! Seeing as nobody they attack has pets( They are
all thugs n such), nobody will worry about the animals not being cared for.
Miki(shocked): Oh my goodness!
Sorao: This is big news!
Jaichibi: Drop the "News" part.
Suneki: If they keep this up, We'll all be doomed to be devoured!
Nobisuke: Guys, if we're gonna save the day, we'll have to get help from
outside!
Suneki(jokingly): Its time to break on through to the other side!
Sorao: Miki and I will search for help from other parts of the world!
Miki: Let's go!
And so, the search was on! Newspapers had this for headlines: Giant toon kids on
the loose! Panic everywhere in the city!
The picture showed Mitsuo and Sumire wreaking havoc across toontown and lots of
characters running away screaming!
It wasn't long before Sorao and Miki got Parappa, his little sister Pinto and
the whole gang to find help!
At Sam and Max's office, the duo had finished up with a case of Bigfoots and
were now by the electric pencil sharpener, seeing what objects can hold a point.
Sam: Hey Max, which objects have we found so far?
Max: Carrots, pencils, dead mice(It was REALLY messy), and my ears!
Sam: Your WHAT?
Max: My-Ye-ha-ha-YIKES!!!
Actually, "ye-ha-ha-yikes" wasn't what Max had sharpened, he said that because
he was frightened by Sorao and Miki kicking down the door.
Sam: Guys! What brings you here?
Max(Still shocked): D-don't do th-that! If anything, only WE get to destroy
people's property!
Miki: Sam! Max! Mitsuo and Sumire have grown to be mega-big! They're devouring
people and smashing up civil property!
Max(calmed down): Sounds like fun! What's so wrong with that?
Sorao: We are in need of your talents!
Sam: C'mon Max! We've got a threat that could imperil us all!
Max: Sam, please don't ever say "Imperil" again.
Sam: You crack me up, little buddy!
Meanwhile........
Place: Near the moon called Pandora (The one in AVATAR)
Nobisuke, Suneki and Jaichibi have left earth in a giant space ship about the
size of a cruise ship.
The boys are in their room. Nobisuke is on the bed, Suneki is sitting in the
easy chair, and Jaichibi is laying on the couch.
Nobisuke: Finally! No more worrying about huge girls chasing us!
Suneki: I'll say! It was getting so old! I'm gonna like this life as a space
traveler!
Jaichibi: I miss earth.
Nobisuke: I kind miss it too.
Suneki: Yeah, I wanna......hold on guys, I see something big out the window!
Nobisuke: What is it?
Suneki: It looks like 2 humans!
Jaichibi: Can they see us?
[Dawn grows rapidly in space as the boys are seeing the final events of
EmperornortonII's comic" Misty's macro tag"]
Nobisuke: Something is happening!
Suneki: That one girl is so big, I can't even see her that well!
Jaichibi: Why is this happening?!
Suneki: Lets ask the other girls!
Jaichibi: Are they friendly?
Misty: Watch out! Dawn is going to outgrow the universe!
May: What do we do?!
Nobisuke: I say we investigate!
Suneki: Right on!
Jaichibi: Okay.....
They zoom the ship to May.
May: Misty, look! A tiny spaceship!
Misty: What does it want?
May: I think they want to help. [to the boys' spaceship] What can you do?
Nobisuke: We've got a special machine!
Suneki: Jaichibi! Use that new size destabilizer beam we installed a fortnight
ago!
Jaichibi: Right, Cap'n!
(Fires the blue-green beam at Dawn)
Gwaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzz.......BYEEEEEOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!
[Dawn is hit by the beam, and rapidly shrinks]
Misty: She's shrinking! They did it!
May: Thank you!
Nobisuke: You're welcome!
Suneki: We're heroes, men!
Jaichibi: I wonder if the girl wants to be on our ship.
Nobisuke: Well, She'll be small enough to fit soon.
Suneki(To Dawn): Hey! Wanna come on board?
Dawn: OK, why not?
Nobisuke: Please, sit down on that easy chair.
Suneki: How did you get like that?
Jaichibi: It looked like you were in trouble.
Dawn: Yes, we got into this game of tag, and we were using these gloves that
when we touched each other, we'd get bigger. Then things really got out of
control!
Nobisuke: What about your friends there?
Suneki: Are they in trouble too?
Dawn: Maybe. you better zap them with your shrink ray too.
*Jaichibi prepares the laser*
Jaichibi(to Nobisuke): Torpedo tube ready cap'n!
Nobisuke: One! Two!
Suneki: Two and a half!
Nobisuke: Fire!
[Misty and May are hit, and they start to shrink]
Misty: What's this?
May: We're shrinking!
Jaichibi: Cap'n! It's working!
Nobisuke: Careful everyone!
Suneki: Here they come!
[Misty and May shrink to normal size]
Dawn: OK, they're back to normal. Let's bring them aboard!
[Robo-arm extends, grabs them and pulls them into the room.]
Nobisuke: Hello!
Suneki: It seems we've arrived just in time!
Misty: I was enjoying growing so huge!
Dawn: We were growing out of control!
May: Yeah, it's best we stopped when we did. The universe could have been
destroyed!
Jaichibi: Yikes! We oughtta be the greatest heroes of all time!
Nobisuke: Good thing WE came by!
Suneki: Are you all okay?
Misty: Yes, I think so.
May: I'm all right, thanks.
Suneki: We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Suneki, and these are my pals,
Nobisuke and Jaichibi.
Misty: My name is Misty, and this is May.
May: Hello, boys.
Nobisuke: We were proud to be of service!
Suneki: We don't do stuff like this very often!
Dawn: Well, it was nice of you to do that.
Misty: So where's this spaceship headed?
Nobisuke: Well, we just left that place right there.
Suneki: We really don't know where we're headed next.
Misty: OK, we'll just go wherever you're headed.
Dawn: Sounds like a plan to me!
Jaichibi: Back to earth! C'mon, guys, we were sent out here to find help,
remember?
Nobisuke: Right!
Suneki: Let's get going!
May: OK, we'll head with you.
Misty: I wonder where we'll land.
Dawn: Hey boys, where we going on earth?
Nobisuke: Sunset Springs!
Suneki: Southern South Carolina!
Jaichibi: We need help with something BIG!
Misty: Really?
May: What's going on there?
Nobisuke: Our two friends, Mitsuo and Sumire, were turned into super-huge kids!
Suneki: Sumire is pretty, but she and Mitsuo are letting their newfound size get
to their heads!
Jaichibi: We've got to stop them before they do something they'll regret!
Dawn: Oh my!
May: I can see how size can go to one's head... [looks at Misty, who blushes]
Jaichibi: C'mon! Let's go!
Misty: OK!
[The girls settle in on the spaceship]
Nobisuke: Okay captain! Blast off!
Suneki: We're on our way home!
When our heroes arrived at home, the battle had already begun! There were heroes
of all kinds there!
Gex: This place is weirder than the 4th of July at Rick James' place!
Spyro: You said it!
Greta: Spywo! Gex! I'll deal with those whynocs that appeared!
Greta then did a matrix style kill of the evil rhynocs and threw one bigger than
her at the massive Mitsuo and Sumire!
Handel: Guys! Fwet no more!
Hunter: Why?
Handel: The other guys have weturned!
Ty: Look!
Rayman: The kids are growing again!
Indeed, both Mitsuo and Sumire had now grown to twice their heights and were now
300 feet high!
Miyoko(to Kiteretsu): How did that happen when the laser hit them?
Kiteretsu: The energy would give the machines permanent power to operate without
damaging the ecosystem and evolve our way of life! Like in a machine, the energy
keeps recycling itself within them, making them bigger!
Gex: Welcome to the only thing more evil than IRS headquarters......massive
kids!
Parappa, Matt, Paula, Pinto and Sunny(To Nobisuke, Suneki and Jaichibi): Guys!
Help!
Dawn: Wow! They are huge!
May: They remind me of Misty.
Misty: Hey!
Jaichibi(to the Parappa gang): What'll we do?!
Parappa gang: Shoot that laser!
Nobisuke: Battle stations! 3.....
Suneki: 2.....
Jaichibi: 1......
All 3 boys: FIRE!!!!
Sure enough, the laser worked and Mitsuo and Sumire shrank back down to normal
size, spitting out magic fruit punch!
Gex: [impersonating Johnny Carson] It reminds me of Ed tapping his birthday keg.
Ed: With butter!
Sorao and Miki then rush over to Mitsuo and Sumire. All of their friend join
them.
Miki: Are you okay, you two?
Nobisuke: That was really intense!
Sorao: Do you see the hazards of being big now?
Mitsuo: Y-yes....w-we do.
Sumire: I guess we forgot how weak and insignificant the rest of our world was
at our size.
Suneki: Well, now we all know that!
Edd: Let's all go home!
Max: Aw! I wanted to destroy people!
Sam: Maybe in another story.
Jaichibi: Not with ME!
(Everybody laughs away at the little joke)
END