Dash of Hell

(BiggerBetterBarbie; idea by SarpS)

The front entrance to the apartment building swung wide open, and a young teenaged man stumbled outside. Behind him, a teenaged woman stepped out and shook her fist at the man.
"Don't you ever come back here again, or my attorney Dad is going to sue you good!!!" the girl shouted before she slammed the door behind her. The man, known as Enver, tried to get back inside, only to have a couple security guards keep the door shut from the inside. Enver, out of frustration, finally gave up and kicked the glass door.
"BITCH!" Enver screamed before storming away.
It was another in a series of setbacks for Enver. On top of constantly being berated by his parents for always getting in trouble in school, now the one person that 'understood' him decides to dump him. It felt like everything was falling apart around him as he walked down the streets and flapped his lips.
"Ugh… clearly I won't be going to heaven anytime soon. I thought she understood the cavalier life that I thrive off of." Enver said.

He was willing to walk all the way back to his home, undoubtedly to the waiting frying pan of his mother, but he then stopped when he heard a booming clap of thunder behind him. He looked up and didn't see a cloud in the sky, and yet the thunder continued to lash out. Eventually, a series of lightning bolts followed, and a portal was opening up in the sky. Just as he and the others in the crowd wondered what the story was behind the portal, they suddenly saw something massive coming out. The cars and trucks on the road beneath this giant creature's feet had no chance as they (and the people in these vehicles) got crushed underneath. Once everyone got over the tremors left behind by the giant creature, they couldn't believe what they were seeing. A giant… pony? A blue-skinned pony with rainbow-colored hair and tail, no less.
Of course, you and I both know this pony as Rainbow Dash from the land of Equestria.
"Ooooof… now I know why Twilight always tells me to watch that first step." Rainbow Dash said. As she stood back up, she looked down and around, wondering about the tiny buildings and people she easily towered over.
"What the…? Is this… Equestria?" Rainbow Dash said. She lowered her head and gave the ground a couple good sniffs with her nose, accidentally sucking in a few unlucky people and trapping them in her nose.
"Nope. Sure doesn't smell like it. But wow… everything looks so teeny tiny." Rainbow Dash said as she looked around, soon surveying the damage left underneath her feet.

And that's what got her smiling.
"Heh, since this isn't Equestria… I might as well have a little fun! Or better yet… big fun! Hahaha!" Rainbow Dash said. The giantess pony wasted no time in unleashing her inner Ponyzilla, rampaging forward with a somewhat evil grin on her face. The people of this city knew that was their cue to escape before they became part of her menu. And yes, that included Enver.
"Holy shit!!!" Enver said as he turned around and ran away. He would often look back and watch Rainbow Dash not show one shred of mercy.
As Rainbow Dash casually walked around, she stepped on people underneath each of her four feet, looking back at the broken and bloody bodies that were quickly filling up the roads and streets. And she didn't just let her feet do the killing. She lowered her head, licked up a couple dozen people onto her tongue, and then juggled them into her mouth, chewing away. Enver almost threw up as he watched Rainbow Dash's mouth get soaked in blood and then spat out some of the skeletal (and bloody) remains of those she chewed on. As RD smashed a building flat under one of her feet, Enver turned around and picked up his pace.
"Okay, Enver. Maybe this is all just a nightmare. The same day your girlfriend dumps you, a giant blue pony girl suddenly shows up and goes fee fi fo fum. Yeah, just another normal day here, right?" Enver said. He looked to the left and saw an alleyway.
"Maybe I can hide here until she goes away." Enver said as he took shelter in the alleyway, sometimes peeking his head out to see what the giant Rainbow Dash would do.

RD continued her remorseless rampage. She probably should feel guilty over what she was doing, but then again, the other ponies were not around to stop her, and surely they would've shown up by now?
"Wheeeee! I hope there are more places than this to rampage over!" Rainbow Dash said. She then came across a stunned couple on the streets looking up at her even when her front right foot was inches away.
"What are you shrimps staring at!? Haven't you ever come across a giant pony who's about to crush you flat like pancakes!?" Rainbow Dash said.
"Please! Spare us!" the couple shouted.
"Sorry, I don't negotiate with insects." Rainbow Dash said as she lifted one of her feet and the couple scrambled to get away, but because of how big that foot was, they only made it a few yards before Rainbow Dash crushed them into bloody pastes. This again made Enver sick to his stomach… to the point where he didn't realize Rainbow Dash was looking down at him.
"Oh? What do we have here?" Rainbow Dash said. Enver screamed as he ran deeper into the alleyway, tucking himself against its back wall. He watched as Rainbow Dash peeked her head inside and smiled, quickly reaching inside. Enver tried to climb the wall, but he soon found himself being held by the giantess.
"Without any fingers?" Enver thought to himself, wondering why he was floating on the foot and why he couldn't move like he was being held by something. He gulped as Rainbow Dash moved him up to her face, thinking he was going to die any second.

"Well, well. Looks like a teenage human boy. You look kinda cute!" Rainbow Dash said.
"Please! Don't eat or crush me!" Enver begged. Rainbow Dash paused for a few seconds, like she was thinking something.
"Yeah, you're right! I should save one person! I know some pony friends of mine who'd probably think you're cute like I do! So what's your name?" Rainbow Dash said.
"E-E-Enver." Enver said.
"Enver? What an interesting name. I'm Rainbow Dash!" Rainbow Dash shouted. Enver nervously looked up at the giantess and then suddenly found himself being tossed over her head. He eventually landed firmly on her backside.
"You can stay right there for the time being, Enver. I wouldn't try to escape… it's a looooooong way down. Teehee!" Rainbow Dash said. Enver indeed saw it was a long way down to the ground, and so had no choice but to hold on for the ride.
"She's really big for buildings to look so small from up here…" Enver commented, then watching as Rainbow Dash continued her deadly rampage as she kept on crushing vehicles, people, and buildings under her feet, making sure to save some people for her mouth as treats.

A few minutes pass, and much of the city is a burning, bloody mess by this point. As Rainbow Dash wondered which direction she should go next, hoping there'd be another city along the way, she then looked up and saw a red portal open up in the sky.
"Oh! There's my ticket back to Equestria. You better hold on, Enver!" Rainbow Dash said as she looked at as much of her backside as her head would allow. Then she flapped her wings (causing huge gusts of wind that blew the debris in every direction) and eventually took off for the sky, flying straight into the portal which closed the instant she entered it. Enver got blown off Rainbow Dash's backside, but held onto the giantess's tail trying to keep from falling any further.

Meanwhile, back in Equestria, specifically the village of Ponyville, the rest of the Mane 6 (plus Spike) stared nervously at the red portal that was still swirling on the grassy ground.
"Where in tarnation is she, Twilight Sparkle!?" Applejack said.
"Yeah! Didn't you say Rainbow Dash would be back in a few minutes?" Rarity asked.
"Um… let's just be patient. I'm sure RD's just having fun in this other dimension and lost track of time." Twilight Sparkle said. Just as she said that, however, suddenly Rainbow Dash came zipping out from the portal.
"Wheeeee!" Rainbow Dash said as she landed on her feet ahead of the portal, which Twilight Sparkle shut off.
"Whew! Welcome back, Rainbow Dash!" Twilight Sparkle said.
"Thanks, Twilight!" Rainbow Dash said.
"So where did you go?" Fluttershy said.
"Yeah! I hope this other world you found had lots of apples!" Applejack shouted.
"Oh… even better! I didn't catch the name of this world I wound up in… but it was sooooooo teeny tiny! You know, the people there were no bigger than ants!" Rainbow Dash shouted.
"Um… Rainbow? What's that red liquid all over your feet and mouth?" Rarity asked.
"I don't know… when I crushed these people, they exploded in this liquid. Want a taste?" Rainbow Dash asked as she showed one of her legs towards Rarity, who turned her head away.
"Ugh… whatever it is, it's got the stench of death all over it. No thanks!" Rarity said.

As Rainbow Dash was talking with the ponies, Pinkie Pie walked towards Rainbow Dash's back and saw the now shrunken Enver sitting there, not believing there were more giant ponies where Rainbow Dash came from.
"Hey, Rainbow! Looks like one of those bugs came back with you. Should I smush it?" Pinkie Pie asked. As Enver shivered watching Pinkie Pie raise one of her hooves up, Rainbow Dash reached back and quickly scooped up Enver.
"No, wait! I wanted to keep him as a souvenir!" Rainbow Dash said. She held Enver in a way that allowed the rest of the Mane 6 to get a good look at him.
"Wow… I reckon he's a cutie!" Applejack said.
"What's your name, little boy?" Fluttershy said.
"His name is Enver. I felt like keeping him after stepping or eating everyone else." Rainbow Dash said.
"Well then, welcome to Ponyville, Enver!" Twilight Sparkle said.
"Er… thanks?" Enver said.
"Maybe we can play with him too, Rainbow?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"Well… maybe later. I want to get him acquainted with my home." Rainbow Dash said.
"Good idea. Meanwhile, let's meet back here later to discuss dinner plans!" Twilight Sparkle said.
"Gotcha, captain!" Rainbow Dash said as the six ponies (and Spike) all went their separate ways.

Later, Rainbow Dash made it inside her home, where she set Enver down on the nearby table. Before Enver could relax, however, he was suddenly staring right up at a very angry facial expression from the blue pony.
"Now you listen to me, you little boogerman! As long as you live with me and in this kingdom, you will do as I say. Got it?" Rainbow Dash said.
"Y-y-y-yeah. Got it." Enver said.
"Good! Because if you don't comply, I promise horrible things for your future." Rainbow Dash said with an evil grin. That was enough to send a chill down Enver's spine, wondering what the giant pony had in store for him.

It wouldn't take long for Rainbow Dash to unleash her fury on Enver. The next day, as the sun shone through the nearby windows of Rainbow Dash's home, he suddenly felt a splash of water that he had to cough out.
"Wakey wakey, Enver! You don't want to be sleeping in a monsoon!" Rainbow Dash said.
"Ugh…" Enver said as he rolled out of his makeshift bed. Sleeping with a leaf underneath his back, a leaf for a pillow, and a leaf as the blanket made his bed back home suddenly feel like a king's bed.
"*cough cough!* Good morning to you too.” Enver grumbled, only to suddenly get a face full of Rainbow Dash in his vision.
“What was that? I suggest you find your manners when you’re dealing with your new master.” Rainbow Dash said.
“Okay, okay! Sorry! Geez… don’t have a cow.” Enver said.
“Hahaha! It’d be funnier if you said don’t have a horse!” Rainbow Dash said, only for Enver to show an annoyed look. RD didn’t care, however. She picked up the shrunken boy without hesitation.
“Hey, you know what I’ve always wanted to have for breakfast? Enver Pancakes!” Rainbow Dash said as she threw the boy onto the nearby table, eventually landing on a plate full of pancakes.
“Ugh! Gross!” Enver shouted as he found himself splashing around in pancake syrup. Rainbow Dash literally dashed over and picked up the fork, cutting out a slice of the pancakes and lifting them up towards her mouth, complete with a fearful Enver on it.
“Mmmmm…!” Rainbow Dash said as she moved the slices towards her mouth.
“NO! STOP! DON’T EAT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!” Enver screamed, only to suddenly find himself inside Rainbow Dash’s mouth.

As Rainbow Dash chewed and chewed on the pancakes, the noises of those pancakes being crunched and split apart by Rainbow Dash’s teeth was pure torture for Enver. He bounced around, trying his best to avoid being crushed between the molars, and he also had to make sure he didn’t slide down her tongue and into her stomach. His senses threatened to overload as he tried to figure out a way out of this prison, especially as Rainbow Dash gulped down the pieces of pancakes. By all miraculousness, everything except Enver went down RD’s throat, and he suddenly found himself being spat out of her mouth and back on the table, drenched in saliva.
“Hahaha! Was that fun?” Rainbow Dash said with a somewhat sinister smile on her face. Enver was left with no choice but to rapidly nod.
“Good! Now you get to ride on my back… but warn anyone about my antics and I’ll eat you for real. Got it!?” Rainbow Dash said, again prompting Enver to rapidly nod in agreement.
“Such an obedient little kid!” Rainbow Dash said as she tossed Enver over her head and felt him land on her back. Enver hated being called a ‘kid’ more than anything else in the world and desperately wanted to yell at Rainbow Dash, but thought better of it.

As the day went on, Rainbow Dash went about her normal routine, doing whatever she felt like doing and talking with other ponies. Eventually, when Rainbow Dash had to gallop off to run a quick errand for a friend, she set Enver down on a tree stump, asking him to stay and not run off. Not that his size would permit him to do that, anyway. A fall from where he stood would be deadly, and even if he did survive the landing, he’d be surrounded by unaware giant ponies, any one of which could flatten him into a bloody paste. Two such ponies approached the stump and looked down on him… they were Twilight Sparkle and Applejack.
“Well, howdy, stranger!” Applejack shouted. Enver looked nervously up at the two.
“Er… hi.” Enver said.
“What’s wrong? We’re not going to pick on you, if that’s what you’re worried about.” Twilight Sparkle said.
“Gee, thanks. I wish Rainbow Dash could be that kind to me.” Enver said as he sighed and sat cross-legged.
“Oh?” Twilight Sparkle asked.
“I… well… I feel like she’s going to kill me if I don’t do what she says. She almost made me part of her breakfast.” Enver said. Applejack suddenly burst into laughter.
“Rainbow Dash? A darn tootin’ killing machine? I find that hard to imagine.” Applejack said.
“I’m sure she’s only trying to protect you from harm, which would be pretty easy given how tiny you are.” Twilight Sparkle said.
“Ugh… no! You two don’t get it! I’m not making this shit up! That pony is psycho, I tell you!” Enver said.
“Maybe, but give her time. She’ll warm up to you.” Twilight Sparkle said.
“Yeah. Besides… if anyone’s gonna pick on anyone smaller than me, it’s me! Just ask Apple Bloom, right, Twi?” Applejack said.
“Er… whatever you say!” Twilight Sparkle said.

Suddenly, the three looked over and saw Rainbow Dash walking back towards the stump.
“Ugh… man that Trixie can be so childish! If any pony is worthy of growing big and causing chaos in this town, it’s her!” Rainbow Dash shouted.
“Be careful what ya wish for, RD.” Applejack said.
“Yeah. I’d rather we feel like the big ones with cute little Enver here.” Twilight Sparkle said.
“Haha! Good to hear! So what did he talk to you about?” Rainbow Dash said, prompting Enver to gulp nervously.
“Oh, just what his old life was like. But he sounds very happy to be here in Ponyville now and part of your life.” Twilight Sparkle said.
“I’m glad to hear that! Well then, we better get back home now. Catch up with you two later?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“Yeehaw! You betcha!” Applejack shouted. The three ponies went their separate ways, continuing on with their days.

Later that afternoon, Rainbow Dash reentered her home, and the first thing she did was fling Enver off her back and onto the table, where he saw a very unhappy giant RD.
“Did you try to warn my friends of how I treated you!?” Rainbow Dash said.
“Um… well… okay, yes I did! But they didn’t seem to believe me. That purple pony just said to give you time…” Enver said.
“For your information, her name is Twilight Sparkle. And she’s right. If you’re willing to give me your time and obedience, then I will reward you by making you feel comfortable in my world. Otherwise…” Rainbow Dash said as she turned around, giving Enver a close up view of her behind (especially her rainbow-colored tail).
“Um… what are you doing… HEY!!!” Enver said, only to shout out as the pony jumped backwards onto the table and landed on Enver with her behind.
“Hahaha! Smush goes the little boy!” Rainbow Dash said as she slightly shifted her behind left and right. Enver, meanwhile, never felt such constriction in his entire life, not even when his grandparents would try to hug him. His only saving grace was that Rainbow Dash had a very soft and gentle behind, but being pinned between it and the table was uncomfortable to say the least.
“Stop, please! Uncle uncle uncle!” Enver shouted as he pounded the ground with his fists. Finally, Rainbow Dash lifted herself up, allowing Enver to breathe again as he rolled onto his backside.
“Awwww… did that hurt? Let me kiss you and make it better!” Rainbow Dash said as she puckered her lips and gave Enker a full body smooch, again drenching him in saliva.
“Oy…” Enver said as he watched Rainbow Dash walk away from the table to do other things.

It would be the same routine in the days to follow for Enver. He would wake up, either by himself or in some annoying way by Rainbow Dash, and get threatened by the giant pony to say nice things about her or she’d do this or that. And yet, oftentimes she would do what she threatened anyway, and the worst part for Enver? As he writhed in pain or just plain emotional torture, Rainbow Dash was giggling like she had the most fun with her favorite toy. Today was no exception as Rainbow Dash reached down and picked up Enver.
“You know what I could use now? A good belly massage!” Rainbow Dash said.
“Sigh… yes, master. WHOA!” Enver sighed, only to soon find himself flying through the air as RD casually tossed him towards her bed. Rainbow Dash then jumped backside first onto the bed, causing Enver to bounce up in the air. He looked up at the mass of blue before him that was RD’s skin.
“Well? What are you waiting for? Get massaging!” Rainbow Dash shouted. Enver didn’t hesitate as he hopped onto RD’s belly and rubbed his arms and legs all over. It seemed to be having an effect, as Rainbow Dash was moaning softly in comfort from every little touch Enver made.

Even after just a few minutes of massaging, fatigue was starting to set in for Enver. It can get exhausting trying to massage a pony the size of an apartment building!
“Have you had enough?” Enver asked.
“Heck no! Keep going, you little bug!” Rainbow Dash said.
“Ugh! But I’m exhausted!” Enver said, only to suddenly be picked up by the giantess.
“I decide when you’re exhausted… got it!?” Rainbow Dash said with authority.
“Yes, master.” Enver said. He started to get back to massaging the giantess, but he instead got picked up again by RD.
“But I suppose a drink of water won’t hurt.” Rainbow Dash said. She then threw Enver in the air once again, and he landed squarely in a bowl of water like a basketball going through a hoop.
“Yes! Score one for Team Dash!” Rainbow Dash said as she walked up to the cup and saw Enver swimming in the water.
“Having a nice swim?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“You fu… ahem… you think?” Enver said, doing his best not to let loose on the potty mouth. Enver nervously watched as Rainbow Dash moved her front feet towards the bowl of water. RD tipped the bowl over, allowing the water to spill out along with Enver. Before Enver could fall off the counter because of the wave of water pushing him, Rainbow Dash caught him.
“Alright then. That’s enough fun for now. Don’t want to be too rough, right? Otherwise my friends won’t be able to spend minimal time with you!” Rainbow Dash said. It was a bit of a surprise for Enver. He didn’t expect to see a little bit of compassion from the giant pony for a change, aside from when she was forcing him to eat (which he didn’t complain about). He couldn’t ponder it any longer as he was suddenly flung backwards onto her back again. All Enver could do was hold on for the ride as Rainbow Dash left her home.

On her way to Ponyville, she was confronted once again by Trixie.
“Hey, Rainbow Dash. Trixie want to race you!” Trixie said.
“What? Ugh… come on, Trix! You know the ground rules regarding being challenged to a…” Rainbow Dash said.
“1, 2, 3… Trixie say go!” Trixie shouted as she went sprinting into the distance.
“Hey! No fair!” Rainbow Dash shouted as she broke into a sprint as well. For someone as tiny as Enver, however, this sprint meant facing winds that rivaled that of a Category 5 hurricane. Immediately Enver got thrown off Rainbow Dash’s back, but clung on for dear life onto Rainbow Dash’s rainbow-colored tail. But it wasn’t enough, as Enver lost his grip and went falling for the ground.
“Waaaaaaah!” Enver screamed. He grabbed a blade of grass on the way down to help slow his fall, but he still took a tough landing between the many blades of grass that obscured his vision.
“Oy… I don’t know what hurts the worst. Breaking up with my girlfriend, or that landing.” Enver said as he brushed off the literal cobwebs. But he couldn’t relax yet, especially when a dark shadow cut off all sunlight from above. That’s when he looked up and saw a giant white hoof coming down towards him.
“Eeeep!” Enver said as he dove out of the way, just barely avoiding being crushed by the foot. Enver looked a long ways up… this particular pony was significantly bigger than the others he’s encountered. Perhaps she was a grown-up pony? He didn’t know it yet, but he was looking up at Princess Celestia, who was watching the ponies run around in Ponyville going about their day.
Enver, meanwhile, realized he had an opportunity in front of him.
“Hey… if she’s a grownup, maybe she can get me away from Rainbow Dash. Maybe even teleport me back home!” Enver said as he took a deep breath and got to work climbing up the giant Celestia.

For the next dozen or so minutes, it was smooth climbing up Celestia for the shrunken Enver. Eventually, though, the pony could feel a presence roaming around her. That’s when she closed her eyes and the gem on her tiara glowed bright. Enver himself glowed brightly as well just as he approached one of Celestia’s wings.
“Uh oh…” Enver said to himself as he lost his grip on the wing and felt himself floating in mid-air. He was being telekinetically moved towards Celestia’s face, specifically her eyes. As Celestia’s eyes blinked directly in front of Enver, with one of her eyelashes almost whacking him, the boy gulped and waved nervously at the gigantic eyeball.
“Ummm… hello?” Enver said.
“Huh? What a curious looking bug creature.” Celestia said as she psychically moved the boy on top of her nose.
“Tell me, strange creature, what is your name and where do you come from?” Celestia asked.
“I’m Enver and I’m originally from Earth.” Enver said.
“Ahhhh… I thought that’s what you resembled! An Earth human. I believe there is an alternate dimension where myself and the other citizens of Ponyville take on Earth human characteristics.” Celestia said.
“Huh? There is?” Enver asked.
“Of course! Surely your planet believes in alternate dimensions and realities as well!? My sister, Luna, is crazy about those things.” Celestia said.

Enver knew he had to get to the point and fast before Rainbow Dash realized he was no longer on her back.
“Listen, is there a way you can transport me back to Earth?” Enver asked.
“Oh? Why do you want to return? Are you not happy with living here in Equestria?” Celestia said.
“Well… um… yes. Rainbow Dash, the one who brought me here… she’s threatened to do bad things if I don’t comply with her wishes.” Enver said.
“Bleh… come now, young lad. Rainbow Dash is one of the finest students I know. I know for a fact she wouldn’t harm a flea. And even so, sending you back home I’m afraid would be… a remarkable challenge.” Celestia said.
“What!?” Enver said.
“You see. Someone of your size and stature could easily get lost in the dimensional stream, or even worse… get torn apart by trying to navigate the fabric of time and space.” Celestia said.
“Ugh… couldn’t you at least make me more normal-sized!? That way I don’t almost get stepped on...” Enver said.
“Oh, I’m afraid not. Size-altering spells have been outlawed for years, even for legitimate purposes. Think of all the ponies that want to grow big and use Equestria as their playground!” Celestia said. Enver sighed. His hopes of going back home and having a more normal life were both fading fast like a distant star in the night sky.
“But please give Rainbow Dash time. Over time you will learn to appreciate her better as a caretaker.” Celestia said.

Seconds later, Celestia looked to the side and could hear Rainbow Dash shouting her name.
“Princess Celestia! Princess Celestia!” Rainbow Dash shouted. Celestia turned to see Rainbow Dash, nearly out of breath, approaching her.
“Yes, Rainbow Dash?” Celestia asked.
“Forgive me, and I know this is going to sound weird, but have you seen a tiny human-looking person? He’s, ummmm… a special…” Rainbow Dash started to say, only for Celestia to lean her face towards RD’s.
“You mean this young boy?” Celestia said.
“Yes! He’s the one! Whew… I was so worried when I saw he had fallen off my back.” Rainbow Dash said. Celestia walked over and tilted her head down towards RD’s back, letting the young man land there safely.
“You should be very careful with him, Rainbow Dash. He is quite fragile at a size like that. You remember what happened with Applejack that one day, right?” Celestia said.
“Yes, yes. I do. I’ll be more careful. I promise!” Rainbow Dash said.
“Good. Now run along now!” Celestia said, with Rainbow Dash galloping away and going on with her life while Enver held on.

Later that day, Rainbow Dash returned home and dumped Enver onto the table. Enver looked his most nervous yet… he was convinced Rainbow Dash was going to give him a dirty look. He quickly explained himself.
“I swear to God, Rainbow Dash! You ran so fast against that other pony, I couldn’t hold on! I wasn’t trying to escape! Please don’t hurt me!” Enver pleaded.
“It’s okay, Enver. I forgive you. I shouldn’t have given into Trixie’s teasing. I was taught better than that!” Rainbow Dash said, with a smile to Enver’s surprise.
“But… I have to ask. Was what that white pony told me true… that I’m stuck here forever?” Enver asked.
“Well, if Celestia says you can’t go back home, then she has to be right. She knows more about magic than all the other ponies of Ponyville combined!” Rainbow Dash said. Enver sighed and sat down.
“Hey, come on! It can’t be too bad. Guys back at your home probably dream of being under the care of a giant pony!” Rainbow Dash said.
“Maybe not all of them.” Enver said.
“Awwww… someone needs a tickle torture!” Rainbow Dash said.

She turned around and Enver watched as she lowered her rainbow colored tail down on him, batting him from every direction with the many fine hairs of the tail. She was having so much fun doing this, she didn’t hear someone knocking on her door at first.
“Huh? Who is it?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“It’s just us, Rainbow! Open up!” a female voice said on the other side, which Rainbow Dash recognized as Twilight Sparkle. She opened up the door and saw not just her, but the rest of the Mane 6 outside.
“Oh, hey everyone! Won’t you come in?” Rainbow Dash said as the other ponies galloped inside. Rainbow Dash noticed someone important missing.
“So where’s Spike?” Rainbow Dash said.
“I asked him to clean up the spell room again. As you can imagine, he was ‘thrilled’ with doing that.” Twilight Sparkle said, causing the other ponies to giggle. Applejack walked up to the table and looked down at Enver.
“So? How’s our little cowboy, er, friend doing?” Applejack asked.
“He’s doing fine. Had a bit of a scare earlier today with Celestia almost flattening him like a pancake!” Rainbow Dash said with a smile.

The other ponies then looked rather sternly at Rainbow Dash.
“Listen, RD. You've been spending an awful lot of time with him lately. I have to ask.” Twilight Sparkle said.
“What’s that?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“You said you were going to share him with us… right?” Twilight Sparkle said.
“Haha! Of course! Sorry it’s taken so long. I just wanted to make sure he’s gotten used to this world already.” Rainbow Dash said.
“Gosh darn it, girl, it’s been over a week! Not even Celestia’s tour of the palace takes that long!” Applejack said.
“I know, I know. Sorry! I was just cleaning him off with my tail. Care to join?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“Just as long as he doesn’t have cooties! I have a high beauty reputation to maintain!” Rarity said.
“Sure. I wouldn’t mind.” Fluttershy said. Soon, all the ponies took turns brushing the shrunken boy, although one of the brushes from Applejack ended up being too strong and sent the boy flying.
“Waaaaaah!” Enver screamed.
“Whoops! Boy overboard!” Applejack said. Enver flew and flew until he grabbed a hold of something, which was one of Fluttershy’s eyelashes.
“Oh my!” Fluttershy said.
“Don’t move, Fluttershy! I’ll get him!” Pinkie Pie shouted. She reached one of her hooves up to grab Enver, but he didn’t feel comfortable being held by another pony and he let go, falling down towards the floor.

He expected a rough landing, but luckily, Twilight Sparkle was there to save him, allowing him to land on top of her nose.
“Whew! That was close!” Twilight Sparkle shouted.
“Nice save! Nice glove save at that!” Pinkie Pie shouted.
“Yeah… if you were wearing a glove on your nose!” Applejack said. All the ponies could see Enver was breathing heavily, even as Twilight Sparkle set him down on the table.
“I think he’s had enough excitement for one day.” Fluttershy said.
“I agree. Hey, how about we go get something to eat? And bring him back the leftovers!?” Rainbow Dash said.
“Great idea, Rainbow Dash! I’m cooking too!” Pinkie Pie shouted.
“That’d be nice, Pinkie, but maybe our friend deserves something extra special.” Twilight Sparkle said.
“Something like at a fancy restaurant.” Rarity said.
“We can decide on the way out. Come on, ya’ll! I’m starving after having to be target practice for Apple Bloom and her Cutie Mark Crusaders!” Applejack said. The Mane 6 all laughed as they headed out the door, leaving Enver all by himself at the table.

He laid flat on his back and looked up at the ceiling.
“I’m in Hell. And I have to live with it the rest of my life. Sigh…” Enver said as he fully resigned himself to what he had become ever since the giant Rainbow Dash captured him from Earth and brought him to this world. He thought to himself… maybe given all he’s done ever since childhood, he deserved to be treated like this.

While Enver would go on to live for years to come as Rainbow Dash’s little friend, he could never shake off the nervousness that overcame his body whenever she or the other giant ponies wanted to have fun with him, hence his inner voice telling him daily that this wasn’t Ponyville or Equestria or anywhere else he didn’t care about.

Rainbow Dash could smile and treat him as nicely as she wanted (which happened more and more as time went on), but he was in Hell.

END